UselessTheHeavy

Age/Gender: 39, Male
Location: I AM FROM SOVIET UNION
Job: MOW DOWN

HELLO MY NAME IS USELESS THE HEAVY I HOPE WE GET ALONG JUST FINE UNLESS YOU ARE A COWARD I HATE LITTLE MEN LIKE THAT IF I SEE YOU I HOPE YOU RESPECT MY WISHES AND I HOPE THAT WE CAN BECOME GOOD FRIENDS. UNLESS YOU ARE A COWARD. ALSO MY KEYBOARD IS BROKEN.

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Sign-Up Date:
6/28/09

Level: 2
Aura: Evil

Rank: Civilian
Blams: 0
Saves: 2
Rank #: 215,526

Whistle Status: Normal

Exp. Points: 20 / 50
Exp. Rank #: 1,106,025
Voting Pow.: 1.98 votes

BBS Posts: 3 (0.02 per day)
Flash Reviews: 3
Music Reviews: 0
Trophies: 0
Stickers: 0

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3 Reviews | 1 w/ Response

Score: 7
2008| Meet the Spy

"THAT HAPPENED TO ME TOO."

submission: 2008| Meet the Spy
date: June 28, 2009

ONE TIME I WAS TALKING TO THE MEDIC ON OUR TEAM AND HE TURNED OUT TO BE A SPY! THE ART IN THIS FLASH IS VERY UNIQUE AND IT IS VERY GOOD. THE VOICE ACTING WAS PRETTY GOOD, I THOUGHT AT FIRST THAT WAS THE REAL SPY TALKING AT FIRST. THE ONLY THING THAT BOTHERED ME DURING THE ANIMATION WAS THE WALKING. IT WAS PRETTY CHOPPY BUT I THINK YOU MAY HAVE IMPROVED SINCE LAST YEAR.

I'LL SHOW THIS TO THAT SPY ON MY TEAM LATER. HE'S BUSY BEING A GUTLESS COWARD AND BACKSTABBING ENEMIES BECAUSE HE IS A BABY. WILL YOU MAKE ANY MORE CLASS MOVIES?

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Score: 10
Tribute to Billy Mays

"THIS WAS BEAUTIFUL."

date: June 28, 2009

BILLY MAYS WAS MY IDOL. I HAVE TO AGREE THAT WHENEVER I SAW ONE OF HIS COMMERCIALS I FELT HAPPIER. I OWN KABOOM AND IT WORKS WONDERS AGAINST THOSE LITTLE MEN THAT TOUCH SASHA OR NATASHA. THE SONG WAS A GOOD TOUCH FOR A TRIBUTE TO SUCH A GREAT MAN. HE WILL FOREVER BE MISSED.

I GIVE THE BEST OF WISHES TO HIS FAMILY REGARDING THE FUTURE, AND I HOPE THAT EVEN IN THE HEAVENS REGARDLESS IF IT'S BIG OR SMALL BILLY MAYS WILL DO THEM ALL. MY TEAM LOST THE FIRST POINT I GOTTA GO BUT YOU ARE VERY NICE FOR MAKING THIS.

ALSO, MY KEYBOARD IS BROKEN SO IT CAN ONLY TYPE IN ALL CAPITALS.

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Score: 10
R.I.P. Billy Mays.

"BILLY MAYS WAS MY IDOL"

submission: R.I.P. Billy Mays.
date: June 28, 2009

I JUST WOKE UP TO HEAR ABOUT THE DREADFUL NEWS OF WHAT HAPPENED. I WAS VERY SAD, BUT I REALIZED THAT DEATH IS ONLY NATURAL AND EVERYONE WILL DIE EVENTUALLY, SO I MOVED ON. MY FAVORITE PART WAS WHERE THE ON PERSON ON THE COMPUTER SAW THE NEWS AND KILLED HIMSELF. THE MUSIC WAS VERY NICE, I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW THE SONG NAME. YOU HAVE MADE A GREAT FLASH HERE, I WILL VOTE APPROPRIATELY, AND BY THAT I MEAN FIVE.

ALSO, PLEASE DON'T JUDGE ME BY MY CAPS LOCK, MY KEYBOARD'S SHIFT IS BROKEN.

June 28, 2009

Author's Response:

It's so tragic, I nearly cried.

(Tears for Fears - Everybody Wants to Rule the World)

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